Celebrity spokesperson Britney Spears announced Monday that the Walt Disney Company and Apple have cooperated in a joint venture to bring soft pornography featuring the Muppets to Apple’s hot new line of iPhone apps.
“The success of our Hannah Montana franchise and the buzz generated by our new line of tween panties pretty much assures the [...]
Driving through the middle of the country alone can get boring and lonesome. Radio stations become few and far between, most of them exhorting you to get right with Jesus or bemoaning liberalism.
Then, like finding a silver dollar while walking on the side of the road, an unexpected gem comes across the airwaves. [...]
A spokesperson for up and coming search engine optimization company XLGMNT announced Tuesday that the hot new NASDAQ climber had received a 100 million dollar cash infusion to finish its highly touted article generation software.
“WriteSmart is the end result of thousands of man hours from our balanced dynamic focus group, a multi-tiered discrete alliance [...]
Some of you will notice that the title of this piece has an internal rhyme scheme. The Google search bot will not. The Google search bot, if it deigns to notice, will sift through the text, giving emphasis to the title, and merrily send people who search for sex (the undisputed champion of [...]
I was talking to Ellsworth Mauger the other day. If you want to know anything, just ask Ellsworth.
“Ellsworth,” I said, “I’m stumped. I need to get readers to my blog, or else I fear that I may be forced into honest work.”
“Have you written anything called top ten ways to make love to a MILF?” [...]
